Monday, October 10, 2005

6 mysteries of Seattle's Starlite Lounge

BTW, to further investigate the alleged haunting of Belltown's Butterworth Building (as documented in this very same blog) we stopped into the Starlite on Friday night and witnessed the following paranormal events:
  1. Decently cool, mixed demographic crowd not making too big of asses of itselveseses on a Friday night in Belltown
  2. Balloon bouquet suddenly and mysteriously rising into the air, to ceiling
  3. Many females' shirts rising mysteriously high while jeans rode mysteriously low
  4. Gin and tonics mysteriously disappearing only to be replaced by melting ice cubes and lime wedges
  5. Freakishly cold draught of air periodically eminating from bathroom hallway
  6. Ugly man with pretty date (saw 3 of these events)
We recommend you assemble a team of investigators and check it out youselves.

-- j/k

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